Why does everyone think my Dads are gay? Check Ins Not to forget people who keep checking in somewhere or the other. You have landed on the right page. I never mind what I speak. You dog is never going to socialize with her nearby bitches using social network. If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich! People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
Waking up every 3 hours crying for food. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face. Well played Wally, well played. And a pole in the middle of the room. So today we are compiling a list of 50 funny Facebook status updates to share with your friends over Facebook. There are truly no limitations on the funny things to say on Facebook status messages, and here are some funny samples for you to choose from. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many.
I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. Hashtag maniacs Seriously, What made you think that each word in a post or status update should be a hash-tag? Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the face. Please enjoy the moment instead of updating on Facebook. Me: Eminem Mom: The candy? I went away and came back with a cup of water…. She calls me her sixty second lover. People need to be challenged.
Prankbook, Skankbook what a fuckin Crankbook. Turns out the police call this 'Identity Theft'. If you see me running, try to keep up. Chances are, you will be working for them. Either way, not many people are going to care. I will go into town and buy the bull then ill send a telegram so you can come help me bring it back. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
I never mind what I speak. Boy: So, sex at my place? Rasato is truly a gifted voodoo spell caster and you can contact him today for a lottery spell lotto any kind of spell he will help you as well. See a Funny photo you like? He answered teachers star stickers were finished so she gave me a full moon!!! English ~everything is shortened anyway brb,idk,lol. Unfortunately, there are many who do the most insane things on Facebook and Twitter. Liking your own Facebook status.
But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Creepbook, Peepbook when ya take a Leakbook! Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. In case the sample funny sayings included above were not enough for you, or you have heard them before, here are some more examples for you. So to get rid of this boredom and apathy, come up with some funny and witty ideas to write in this section. His family are lucky to have him and so are his friends. Of course, I like my own comments.
She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years. This article is all about very funny Facebook status messages that have been written by real people. He is just a person. Social media is named aptly so because it is a tool to be social. So you may as well go ahead and make it as hilarious or disgusting as possible. Dude… he is too attractive, and super talented. It makes you realize how much stupidity exists in this world.
Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single. So far, I think nature is winning. Funny Facebook Status Updates is a great way to brighten up your profile page and we share the best ideas here on. Just realize that there is no one that has a voice like that. You want to travel, I want you to go.
When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone. How many fish do you have? Teen: Please, just let me wear this hot pink lipstick? Over-share your life with status updates. Not many of the people on your list will be interested in where you grew up, or what your house looked like, or when your first milk teeth broke off. There are still some bachelors left. We currently have more than 1000 Facebook emoticons and smileys. I just met the boy when he came to atl.
But the people we tell are not very good at it. Is not, is not is not!!!! But now both of us are fine. Every cigarette may be their last. Me: I know Justin… I know…. It's the sudden stop at the end! When browsing our site, you will also discover dozens of Unicode signs and Facebook symbol codes for your status and comments. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about. I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.