She has lost her business and she's in dire financial straits. A: They always forget the recipe. A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. A: Two Jews dropped a quarter down a gopher hole. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? The Blonde, she was 18. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear? Whoever thought that was funny should honestly go drink a cup of bleach. Both wiggle when you eat them. I'm married and I'm Jewish! She puts in a dollar and gets a soda.
A: The grip whats the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. A: His dick tasted like shit. So she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had. She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles. What do you call an eternity? Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? Apologize and wipe it off. How do you make a dead baby float? Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh? Q: What does a black kid get for Christmas? The blonde, because she's 18.
A: The pilot, you racist fuck. They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed. Nothing you already done told her twice. A: You don't let your friends use your toothbrush. What do you call an Indian dating service? Any more in the litter? The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Why was the black Jew mad? What happens when a Jew with an erection runs into a wall? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex? A Doberman in a playground.
A: All you can eat, under a buck. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. Oh, and what's grey and looks good on police and firemen? Because she wanted sweet dreams! Whoever thought that was funny should honestly go drink a cup of bleach. If you lie to the mirror you die. A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was. Blow in her ear or buy her another beer. I have straight, thick, naturally blonde hair which reaches halfway down my back.
Q: How do you make a little girl cry even more? Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. She was trying to make apple juice. Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: They fell for that trick once already! By putting flowers on the grave. A: Bigfoot has been spotted. It will still exist, you will still hear it from time to time, but as long as you don't actively seek it out, your delicate sense of humor won't get too bent out of shape. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner. .
How do you keep a blonde busy? Maggots Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? What do you call a gay cannibal? Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: She heard it reduces cavities. A girl ask her father for the car keys, he says you know what you have to do so she got on her knees and went to work, she stops and says oh daddy this taste like shit, he said oh i forgot your brother borrowed the earlier The first time i had sex i looked up and her mother was standing there, You know what she said to me? Go ahead, tell them everything you know. A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? A girl and her mom are at the zoo, when the girl sees 2 teenagers having sex on a bench. I suppose this demonstrates the flip side of the dumb blonde perception; the more fun, extroverted personality that we must all possess, because we're all bubbly, fun-loving blondes, right? How do you know a blond has been in your office? Whoever thinks thats funny should honestly go drink a cup of fucking bleach. A: Don't tell her to swallow. A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? Peter shook his head sadly. . A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla? Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice? Because you have to hollow out the head. A: And I thought blondes were dumb! U guys honestly fucking disgust me. A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. What do blondes and dog shit have in common? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear. A1: They both have a black box.
I'm single and I'm Catholic! How did copper wire get invented? One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? You have to hollow out the head. A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it! Shine a flashlight in her ear. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. No problem with the other guy snoring, then? How do you confuse a blonde? Q: How does a blonde give a high-five? So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist. She takes the gun and aims it at her head.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Whats that useless skin around the vagina called? What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? To Kill time Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? I give a fuck when my computer crashes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! She was back home with her family. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Because they go answer the door. A: She smacks herself in the forehead.