Funny pg jokes. The best jokes (1 to 10) 2019-01-29

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Funny Pick Up Lines

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I got you covered caca A duck goes in to a store and buys some chapstick. A: Fish and ships emer Q: Why did the boy put the reportcard over his head? Which social movement do I have to participate in, to fight for the right to be the love of your life? Because he was outstanding in his field. Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk. Singing Shat What is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? What do you find in the middle of Nowhere? What do you get from nervous cows. You wanna see a donkey show? How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Because it was always in bed and never in school.

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28 Best PG

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A hamburger in each hand. How do you make fruit punch? A: on a water bed donovanantoniojarman Knock Knock? Because their horns dont work. The ground maloki how could you tell when a ghost is lying? A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. Peter chains them together without saying a word. A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover bend over. They sent me a picture of handcuffs : The police want to interview me.


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40 Best Dad Jokes which are embarrassingly awful!

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What do you get when you cross a wink with a happy face? We re raising mashed potatoes. Cuz its obvious we're a match. Pregnant jokes: Pregnancy can be pretty harsh for some women. Why was the police officer sleeping on the job? Dam smurf A:knock knock B:who is there? He became the star of the zoo. If you love math like me, you will love this category. Sponkey Q: Why did mickey look up in space? If you like the knock knock pun, then proceed over to the right joke category.

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Funny Pig Jokes

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A: She took up so much space in school Syd Q: What is brown and smells like chocolate pudding A: chocolate pudding gupu What's the difference between a fish and a piano? What did the skeleton order for dinner. Pig Joke 68 What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? But I think we'd make a great pair. Delaney What did one penny say to the other? Is this her first child? Redneck jokes: A redneck is a term used for poor, white, southern state farmers in th United states. A: Because English was trying to check Math's spelling. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!! LauraJessie97 What did the octupus say to the lady octopus? These makes fun of the marriage between a woman and man.

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Clean Jokes

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Leona:nope i didn't Teacher:That's it young lady 25 minutes of detention leona:i can't get blamed for something i didn't even do! Pig Joke 61 What do you call a pig who overacts? Nothing beause everybody knows shirts can not talk lol. The police station wants to speak with her so he hands her the radio. Where do abominable snowman go to dance? That was your air freshener swinging back and forth. My parents said I should follow my dreams. A: In The-Lost-And-Hound duty What does a basketball player have in common with a baby? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth. Because he found his honey. So there is people out there who find these funny indeed.


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Clean Jokes

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The leening tower of cheesa! Because it was the chickens day off. A: Because it was to far to walk shelbyroo Bob: I fell off a 10 foot ladder. Read the funny blonde ones right here! The cop talks to her and she says she has a dead man in the trunk. He's looked all over, but just can't seem to get a job. How would you like to be a gorilla? I scream kit kat Q:Why is there no story about a vampire with a broken tooth? Corny jokes: Corny ones have a lame punchlines as jokes goes.

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Clean Jokes

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A: Because he was framed! He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet. They throw up, their body hurts and hormones are raging in their bodies. C what do you call a snail on a boat? Condom jokes and rhymes: These are not only funny, but also has the function to young people who are exploring their sexual side with partners to use protection. Manny What do clean noses have inside? How does a cow do math? Christie Q: Why do birds fly south? How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator? Nelliesamantha what do you call a dinosaur that can't see? Because they heard someone was stealing a base. Your Purrrrrty Trinity Graham Question: Why are fish so smart? If each is staffed with half a dozen members, that's what. A: Because it has to many problems. What did the lawyer name his daughter.

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Funny Pig Jokes

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Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other. How do cops greet people? Vera few people think these jokes are funny! I got arrested the other day. Obama jokes: Obama, the first black president of the United States. We especially receive mail with these 5 repeated questions. He was all tied up! Let us know what is on your mind.

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Funny Pig Jokes

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They are called North, South, and East. Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? A: Because he wanted to be a smarty. In the bat room mariam Q. In our modern lives, things go wrong more often than usual, we get depressed, stressed and feel trapped. Pig Joke 65 What do you call a pig with the flu? What is the other childs name? Pig Joke 100 Where is the most open green space in New York City? The blue house is on the left.

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100 Best Jokes

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I'm always relieved when I see police that aren't looking for me. A:because it was rated argh chaseroo Q:what is it called wene a ghost uses the restroom? The policeman asked him his name and he said fuck off then the policeman asked him where are your manners and fuck off said picking up shit. Pokemon girl Brian: Doc I am having a problem in remembering things Doc: And when did this problem start? Chi Chi Q: What do you call a grouchy hamburger? The cops have nothing to go on. A boy is sent out to the beach to collect some sea snails for his mum to cook for a fancy French dinner. Isaac Techer: Where are you from? A-a Why did the batter build his house on legs? Dead baby jokes: I am a father of two children, this is why the category was a bit strange to me to create.


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